How awful to be gori…

bharat logo How awful to be gori...

Have look at this Bharat Matrimony ad I saw on TV this past weekend….and just watch Grandmama’s reaction ( :14   ) when she finds out her lovely grandson is bringing home a “gori” to meet the family.   Poor dear, she looks as though someone had just dropped a dead, smelly  rat at her feet as a gift.

I realize the PR people at BM are making the assumption  that when  their ad runs, say, during AVS, it’ll be just “hum log” watching (actually I should say “ye log”, since I’m one of those dreaded goris they’re helping second-gen sons of Bharat  avoid), and everyone would agree and be in on the joke.

But when I think of that same ad, if it were repurposed for a white family in suburban Connecticut, and at the mention of the son’s girlfriend’s name, the grandmother were to wrinkle her nose in disgust and say “Black?” (but use a slangier word for it), some folks would be  rather perturbed and offended.

When the closing voiceover says “Find your soulmate who is global in thought and Indian at heart with our unique cultural portals at Bharat Matrimony” I think they really should say “…and Indian in dermis” to more accurately reflect what the ad has just conveyed.

When the Denver Nuggets met B’wood

Renu When the Denver Nuggets met Bwood

On November 24th, at the Denver Nuggets – NJ Nets game halftime, Denver dance doyenne (and instructor) Renu Kansal took to the floor of the Pepsi Center with her Bollywood West troupe to perform.

I had been anticipating this event almost as much as they all had, since Renu had entrusted Top Secret discussions of musical choices with a few Bollywood Fugly friends some two months or so back.   The merits of pieces like Maarjani (from Billu Barber) and Mauja hi mauja (from Jab We Met) were debated against those of Rangeeli Raat (Money Hai to Honey Hai) and Mourya Re (Don – The Chase Begins).

In the end, the final line-up was Mourya Re, Mauja and Jai Ho.

With the Big Night now behind her, I asked Renu to tell me all about it:

Btw, the Nuggets won 101 – 87.   Were they so pumped from the exhilarating Hindi film music that they thundered on to victory?   I’m just sayin’……

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Maria: How did you feel out there?   Did it all go by really fast?   Or did time seem to slow down?   Were you watching the audience faces?   Any little missteps or surprises? [Read more...]

Tonight only: D’Arranged Marriage

darranged%20triad Tonight only: DArranged Marriage

You might have seen a story I did over the summer about D’Arranged Marriage and its co-creators, New Zealanders Tarun Mohanbhai and Rajeev Varma.

The show did a run in the Village earlier this year, then Raj and Tarun had a reunion in London, and more recently, Raj took the one-man show to the heart of the desh (Edison, NJ) and it sold out.

Now, for one night only, tonight, Friday, November 20th, Rajeev is going to perform his Kiwi butt off at The Triad on West 72nd Street.   If the turnout is good (e.g. full house) then the show may get a regular run Off-Broadway.

If you’re still making plans for tonight, I urge you to check it out.

Rajeev pours his heart (and all his electrolytes) into the performance, playing over half a dozen characters as he portrays the story of Sanjay Gupta, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comic.

Santosh Sivan as never seen before

I had heard that Santosh Sivan was going to step over to the other side of the camera and take the lead role in a Malayalam film about the life of artist and Travancore native Raja Ravi Varma, and sure enough, the man emailed two pics of himself in full make-up and costume.

Have a look:

 Santosh Sivan as never seen before

 Santosh Sivan as never seen before

If I wasn’t already curious to see the famous director and cinematographer doing a turn as actor, the lushness of the pictures certainly has piqued my interest.

Thursday @ the MIAAC

How fortunate we are in NYC to have access to so many cultural events, and even more fortunate for an opportunity to interact with established and up-and-coming filmmakers at events like the MIAAC.

Yesterday at the MIAAC film festival, there were two panels running side-by-side, one with Mira Nair, examining her not-often-seen short films, and the other, discussing the state of the Indian screenplay.   The latter included Suman Mukhopadhyay, Sudhir Mishra and Javed Akhtar and was only attended by some 20-25 people, which made for a very cozy space in the green-lit theater at the Quad Cinema.

After a break, there was a screening of Zanjeer, for which Javed-saab took questions (before, oddly enough, and not after the film).   Remembering back to the early 70s, he told how he and his co-writer (Salim Khan, the Salim of Salim-Javed) demanded that their names appear on the film posters too, and they were told to forget that idea and pronto.   According to the Maestro, they hired 2 jeeps and some 4 men, and had them drive around Bombay late one night painting “Written by Salim-Javed” on all the hoardings for Zanjeer that they could find.   There were laughs all around as he told this story and others.

It’s always a bit dicey to meet people in the industry at these events, because you never know as you approach someone whose work you’ve admired, if you’re going to be met with heavy-lidded, mildly disguised ennui or warmth and graciousness from the actor or director to whom you’re talking.   Javed Akhtar was a very warm presence, speaking directly to whoever asked the question, reminding the audience somewhat apologetically that the special effects and sound may seem a bit dated now, but he urged us to remember the time when it was filmed (1973).

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Next up was the Fakir of Venice, a film which I believe has been through New York once before at another event, but which I couldn’t catch ’til now.   I was glad to see it, and Farhan Akhtar’s acting debut (the film appeared ast year, prior to Rock On).

He plays Adi Contractor, a fixer for film productions around India, a man with a lot of connections who can make things happen.   He ends up packaging a Hindu “fakir” for an art installment in Venice, Italy, and bundles himself and the sickly Sattar (who is actually a Muslim building painter) off to that most beautiful city on water, where they are supposed to remain for a week, with Sattar buried in sand, and only his hands exposed, in permanent namaskar position. While he lies there, Adi stands on the other side of a the window, and spins all sorts of tales to the often fawning and gullible public desperate to know more about the legendary Indian mysticism.   (Gee, what is the emoticon for rolling my eyes?) For this movie, unlike Zanjeer, the theater was packed.

Other film folk spotted in and around the lobby yesterday: Rahul Bose, Mehreen Jabbar, Pooja Kumar, Shabana Azmi and Rajat Kapur.

Yes, now I am a twit too

With the start of the MIAAC  film festival, I have finally succumbed to Twitter and opened an account.  

You can find me here.

Looking forward to an amazing line-up of films and panels with directors….Anurag Kashyup, Shyam Benegal, Akhtar père et fils, Sudhir Mishra and so many more.