After gathering inputs from listeners far and wide, Simon Mayo and Mark Kermode of BBC Radio have compiled this bang-on code of conduct for cinema-goers.   Hearing some of the experiences people shared over the past few weeks have been enlightening:   one man’s child was thrown up on by the woman in the row behind them, another person had to endure the woman next to him getting up and exiting their row for five – yes, five – bathroom breaks, and on and on.

Can’t recommend Simon and Mark enough.   They’re smart and funny and carry on like an old married couple most of the time as they discuss movies on their weekly show.  

Sadly, even though Hindi films often make it to the UK Top Ten, those films are almost never discussed by the good doctors, owing to the fact that there’s practically never any advanced screening for the press.