Kabul Express

Kabul Express is loosely based on the experiences of Kabir Khan (who wrote and directed the film) when he was reporting from there.   As  the movie opens we see two Indian journalists, a reporter and cameraman, land by helicopter in Kabul.   John Abraham is Suhel Khan and Arshad Warsi is Jai Kapoor.    

Suhel is pretty and does push-ups against the rubble of a building, Jai is gruffly  handsome and chain smokes.   The two are falling over themselves to get some footage of any remnant Taliban, which would be worth a mint back home,  and take off with a driver/fixer named Khyber (yes, like the pass).   It’s Khyber’s vehicle that gives the film its title.  

Before long on their trip,  they are tricked and taken hostage by a Pakistani soldier turned Taliban named Imran.   He is genuinely battle weary and all he wants to do is get back over  the border and retire, hoping to catch a glimpse of his estranged daughter before  the crossing, and so he uses the journalists for cover and the driver for his transport.   The denouement of the film is about that journey and what happens to the unlikely quartet (later, quintet) en route.

As you might guess, under the stressful circumstances, conflict abounds.   The Afghani driver and Pakistani kidnapper hate each other from the get-go, Jai gets irritated when Irfan keeps taking his cigarettes, but how are you going to argue with a man with an automatic rifle?   Later, he tries to make chitchat, launching off the name Irfan to talk about cricket, but that road soon turns bumpy when Jai insists that Kapil Dev was a better cricketer than Irfan Khan, much to Irfan’s dissent.

There are  doublecrosses and close calls, and, as one commenter to this post has mentioned, an encounter with members of one Afghan segment of the population, the Hazaras, who are spoken of by one  of the characters as being a particularly ruthless and violent group.   This is a move that the director has since apologized for, but it was something that caused anger in parts of  Afghanistan and Pakistan (where many Hazaras are settled) and led to a call for the film to be banned in Afghanistan.   I don’t know enough about the history of Afghanistan and its people to say anything about this issue, but  I guess the director tried to create dramatic tension by placing the characters in a situation where they would face some group of people they were supposed to fear, and I guess no matter who he wrote in the story, there would be offense taken (short of making up an ethnic group….).

John Abraham was o.k. in this film, somewhat of a lightweight, but Arshad Warsi  owns this  film, and the role is a great antidote to his Circuit  from the Munnabhai films.   He is totally believable as a camerman who is petrified of being killed and who is more interested in preserving his life, and his limited creature comfort (the ciggies), than getting a big story.   He and John make a good pair of opposites here.   And I loved Salman Shahid as the wily Imran, a character who has remarkable creativity and energy for the mission he’s on, regardless of the fact that he’s been fighting for years and is likely in his 50s.   In some scenes, he looked to me like he could be Nana Patekar’s Dad, albeit a fleshier one.

See it or skip it?

See it.   It’s a tightly made mainstream Hindi movie with no song-and-dance routines or  costume changes, that is over within approximately 90 minutes.  

And it’s a chance to vicariously see the blue skies and haunting, dry landscape of Afghanistan, and the gaping wounds  of decimated buildings, cropping up like excavated ruins of centuries gone by.   (Even the film’s website has some startlingly beautiful images.)

Comments

  1. 8

    says

    Nemo, indeed, you’re right! I had one eye on an episode of SRK’s KBC when writing this, and there was a question about Anil Kumble’s record….

    (And yes, I got the Indo-Pak divide of the two cricketers. Khan’s ex-wife has been in the British glossy mags for years now…even back when Princess Di visited Khan’s hospital and she and Jemima were tricked out in pretty pastel salwar kameez…)

    Text has been edited accordingly. Thanks!

  2. 9

    says

    The cricket exchange in the movie is about Imran Khan and Kapil Dev… hugely popular cricketers from Pakistan and India respectively. It is one of those attempts at macho humor.

  3. 12

    DD says

    Yep, except that I do belong to the minority which is represented in the movie as “driving nails to people’s head to save bullets”, “blood thirsty”, “harder to get away from than American planes”, general predilection to sodomy and other such wonderful generalizations.

    I am not offended by it all, and to be honest, I have on instances experienced episodes of actually wanting to strangle people, steal their possession and drive nails through their head. I always thought those were just frustrations, but I have to thank “Kabul Express” for showing those to be an expression of my genes. Admittedly, I am trying to get horny looking at other dudes, but it just doesn’t work. Must be a gene misfiring somewhere.

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