More Shahrukh and Kajol pix

February 2nd, 2010

The Big Media Event yesterday was more calm and orderly than I expected.  For some reason, I thought there’d be mass pandemonium and much pushing and yelling, based on the last time I was in the same room with SRK (that would be last August, the same night as his Velcome-to-Amrika experience at Newark Liberty Airport).

Some 60 or so media people were assembled in a large conference room at the Fox offices on Sixth Avenue.  Before the famous pair arrived, the trailer for My Name is Khan was shown.  One of the Fox people explained afterward that “Quran JoHAR” (well, that’s what it sounded like!) could not be here. 

Having completed their morning appearance at NASDAQ, then their one-on-ones with broadcast outlets and a SAJA-SAMMA webcast, Kajol and Shahrukh Khan were escorted into the room. 

They stood for pictures as those of us who needed to take some edged in on them in silence, flashes snapping and just an occasional soft “Shahrukh” or “Kajol” to get their attention.  Afterward, two director’s chairs were brought out and the pair sat to answer questions for almost an hour.  Tom Brook of the BBC was there, as was S. Mitra Kalita of the WSJ.  Some folks from Sepia Mutiny were live-blogging/tweeting the event.

Today SRK has also tweeted about being at CNN for an interview with Fareed Zakaria.

And here’s a few more images:

MNIK Press Conf pix

February 1st, 2010

Here are a few quick shots from this afternoon’s press conference at Fox with Shahrukh Khan and Kajol, here to promote My Name is Khan:

More later…

New Disney release of Taare Zameen Par

January 22nd, 2010

Full disclosure, I have to admit that I was really reluctant to watch Taare Zameen Par again, on the occasion of the Disney release of the film on DVD last week, now containing an English track and a director’s commentary plus other extra features. 

I had purposely avoided Mr. Khan’s pet project when it was first released, but relented and finally watched it almost a year ago on a 16-hour Air India flight to NY.  I had already cycled through the start of an awful Bengali film they had on their Regional Cinema menu, and watched most of a (sadly) really disappointing Prakash Raj film called Vellitherai which started out promisingly enough but seems to have suffered at the hands of the Air India film censor.  (Yes, they have one!  They cut out the mention of Bebo’s character being mistaken for a pro in Jab We Met, so one can only imagine what they did to the stellar Prakash’s work……) 

I had to do something to keep myself amused, and I will admit, while watching TZP a few stealth tears made their way down my cheek (but then again, a persistent dislike of flying coupled with a fear of turbulence and a reliance on champagne or rum to mitigate the first two make me more emo when traveling anyhow.)

Here’s the thing….the incessant canonization of Aamir by the Indian press really drives me barmy, and it heated up to an unbelievable level when TZP came out, with folks going on about what a great and sensitive father he was, all while this rumor still hovered in the air about the paternity of a certain little boy in the UK, and those two things seemed rather dissonant and contradictory to me, and just added to my resistance to His Holiness’ work.

Well, all that aside, I have to admit that the Disney release of TZP as Like Stars on Earth is WONDERFUL!  The director’s commentary track alone is worth the price of the whole thing. 

It’s long been a big complaint of mine that so few Hindi movies contain a commentary track, a feature that I adore, as they can add so much to the experience of seeing the film several times, and better yet when they include one or two of the main actors as well.  (Two favorites are Emma Thompson’s Sense and Sensibility and the Christmas-themed British romcom Love Actually; both are informative but also quite funny thanks to the inputs of Emma Thompson on the former, and Hugh Grant and Bill Nighy on the latter.  I’m praying that when Hirschbiegel’s Five Minutes of Heaven comes out in a few months time, it will include the track.)

The only other mainstream Hindi movie in my collection that I can think of which contains the director’s commentary is Taxi No. 9211, and it was great to have it, hearing about the difficulties of shooting a particular scene on a Bombay street and about making a film with Nana Patekar.  On the subject of Nana, Mira Nair’s Salaam Bombay has a similar track and it really enriches the viewer’s appreciation for the movie.

In fact, every time I interview a director about a recent work or an upcoming film, I always ask hopefully if they’re going to do one, and so far, no has said “As a matter of fact, I am!”.  The response is usually some variation of “Hmm, maybe.  We’ll see.”   I guess for many, they don’t see any value in taking the time to do it.  I WISH Mani Ratnam would do them on his films, and I don’t know if Farhan or Zoya Akhtar have, but I wish they would too, and my God, I certainly would LOVE to hear the director’s commentary for Naan Kadavul!

So, as you listen to Aamir talk about TZP/LSOE, he introduces the whole track by saying that he’s not going to narrate the action taking place before our eyes in any given scene, but rather, discuss behind-the-scenes info and how a particular take was shot, and this is very good news. 

Fair play to Mr. Khan, he even makes the opening (animated) credits interesting, revealing that this was the first time Claymation had been used in an Indian film.  In discussing the young lead Darsheel Safary, who plays Ishaan, Aamir tells us that the child is terrified of dogs (something rather problematic, if you recall the opening scenes of the movie), but that they were able to shoot around it.  Occasionally, he speaks with the insight of an actor about how some the scenes are hard for any actor to do (e.g. the scenes where Ishaan has been punished and stands alone in the hallway at school, and the fight scene with the neighbor boy at the start where Darsheel had to keep the momentum going all the way up to when he runs to the roof alone and cries his angry tears).

A lot of what I loved about the commentary is when Aamir shares with us how they overcame technical challenges.  When shooting the school scenes in Bombay over the weekend, they got great natural light in the classrooms, but they had to find a way to deal with all the street noise (solution:  a transparent sheet of some plastic type material over the outside of the windows).  He also discusses how the water where Ishaan gets his tadpoles proved to be quite taxing to shoot, as the least disturbance led to the whole tank getting muddy and cloudy.  And on and on.

See it or skip it?

All I can say is, get the DVD, it’s a fascinating experience to walk through the movie with the director next to you.

How awful to be gori…

December 14th, 2009

Have look at this Bharat Matrimony ad I saw on TV this past weekend….and just watch Grandmama’s reaction ( :14  ) when she finds out her lovely grandson is bringing home a “gori” to meet the family.  Poor dear, she looks as though someone had just dropped a dead, smelly rat at her feet as a gift.

I realize the PR people at BM are making the assumption that when their ad runs, say, during AVS, it’ll be just “hum log” watching (actually I should say “ye log”, since I’m one of those dreaded goris they’re helping second-gen sons of Bharat avoid), and everyone would agree and be in on the joke.

But when I think of that same ad, if it were repurposed for a white family in suburban Connecticut, and at the mention of the son’s girlfriend’s name, the grandmother were to wrinkle her nose in disgust and say “Black?” (but use a slangier word for it), some folks would be rather perturbed and offended.

When the closing voiceover says “Find your soulmate who is global in thought and Indian at heart with our unique cultural portals at Bharat Matrimony” I think they really should say “…and Indian in dermis” to more accurately reflect what the ad has just conveyed.

When the Denver Nuggets met B’wood

December 4th, 2009

On November 24th, at the Denver Nuggets – NJ Nets game halftime, Denver dance doyenne (and instructor) Renu Kansal took to the floor of the Pepsi Center with her Bollywood West troupe to perform.

I had been anticipating this event almost as much as they all had, since Renu had entrusted Top Secret discussions of musical choices with a few Bollywood Fugly friends some two months or so back.  The merits of pieces like Maarjani (from Billu Barber) and Mauja hi mauja (from Jab We Met) were debated against those of Rangeeli Raat (Money Hai to Honey Hai) and Mourya Re (Don – The Chase Begins).

In the end, the final line-up was Mourya Re, Mauja and Jai Ho.

With the Big Night now behind her, I asked Renu to tell me all about it:

Btw, the Nuggets won 101 – 87.  Were they so pumped from the exhilarating Hindi film music that they thundered on to victory?  I’m just sayin’……

Maria: How did you feel out there?  Did it all go by really fast?  Or did time seem to slow down?  Were you watching the audience faces?  Any little missteps or surprises? Read the rest of this entry »

Tonight only: D’Arranged Marriage

November 20th, 2009

You might have seen a story I did over the summer about D’Arranged Marriage and its co-creators, New Zealanders Tarun Mohanbhai and Rajeev Varma.

The show did a run in the Village earlier this year, then Raj and Tarun had a reunion in London, and more recently, Raj took the one-man show to the heart of the desh (Edison, NJ) and it sold out.

Now, for one night only, tonight, Friday, November 20th, Rajeev is going to perform his Kiwi butt off at The Triad on West 72nd Street.  If the turnout is good (e.g. full house) then the show may get a regular run Off-Broadway.

If you’re still making plans for tonight, I urge you to check it out.

Rajeev pours his heart (and all his electrolytes) into the performance, playing over half a dozen characters as he portrays the story of Sanjay Gupta, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comic.

Santosh Sivan as never seen before

November 13th, 2009

I had heard that Santosh Sivan was going to step over to the other side of the camera and take the lead role in a Malayalam film about the life of artist and Travancore native Raja Ravi Varma, and sure enough, the man emailed two pics of himself in full make-up and costume.

Have a look:

If I wasn’t already curious to see the famous director and cinematographer doing a turn as actor, the lushness of the pictures certainly has piqued my interest.

Thursday @ the MIAAC

November 13th, 2009

How fortunate we are in NYC to have access to so many cultural events, and even more fortunate for an opportunity to interact with established and up-and-coming filmmakers at events like the MIAAC.

Yesterday at the MIAAC film festival, there were two panels running side-by-side, one with Mira Nair, examining her not-often-seen short films, and the other, discussing the state of the Indian screenplay.  The latter included Suman Mukhopadhyay, Sudhir Mishra and Javed Akhtar and was only attended by some 20-25 people, which made for a very cozy space in the green-lit theater at the Quad Cinema.

After a break, there was a screening of Zanjeer, for which Javed-saab took questions (before, oddly enough, and not after the film).  Remembering back to the early 70s, he told how he and his co-writer (Salim Khan, the Salim of Salim-Javed) demanded that their names appear on the film posters too, and they were told to forget that idea and pronto.  According to the Maestro, they hired 2 jeeps and some 4 men, and had them drive around Bombay late one night painting “Written by Salim-Javed” on all the hoardings for Zanjeer that they could find.  There were laughs all around as he told this story and others.

It’s always a bit dicey to meet people in the industry at these events, because you never know as you approach someone whose work you’ve admired, if you’re going to be met with heavy-lidded, mildly disguised ennui or warmth and graciousness from the actor or director to whom you’re talking.  Javed Akhtar was a very warm presence, speaking directly to whoever asked the question, reminding the audience somewhat apologetically that the special effects and sound may seem a bit dated now, but he urged us to remember the time when it was filmed (1973).

Next up was the Fakir of Venice, a film which I believe has been through New York once before at another event, but which I couldn’t catch ’til now.  I was glad to see it, and Farhan Akhtar’s acting debut (the film appeared ast year, prior to Rock On).

He plays Adi Contractor, a fixer for film productions around India, a man with a lot of connections who can make things happen.  He ends up packaging a Hindu “fakir” for an art installment in Venice, Italy, and bundles himself and the sickly Sattar (who is actually a Muslim building painter) off to that most beautiful city on water, where they are supposed to remain for a week, with Sattar buried in sand, and only his hands exposed, in permanent namaskar position. While he lies there, Adi stands on the other side of a the window, and spins all sorts of tales to the often fawning and gullible public desperate to know more about the legendary Indian mysticism.  (Gee, what is the emoticon for rolling my eyes?) For this movie, unlike Zanjeer, the theater was packed.

Other film folk spotted in and around the lobby yesterday: Rahul Bose, Mehreen Jabbar, Pooja Kumar, Shabana Azmi and Rajat Kapur.

Yes, now I am a twit too

November 12th, 2009

With the start of the MIAAC film festival, I have finally succumbed to Twitter and opened an account. 

You can find me here.

Looking forward to an amazing line-up of films and panels with directors….Anurag Kashyup, Shyam Benegal, Akhtar père et fils, Sudhir Mishra and so many more.

Can’t you guys get it together?

November 2nd, 2009

It was great news earlier this year when Directv’s HindiDirect package added several new channels to the line-up, including another 24-hour news channel, two more NDTV channels (but, alas, not NDTV Imagine, which is the one I’d rather have) and, joy of joys, UTV Movies (all movies, all the time!).

Great, right?

Well, in theory, yes, except for one major glitch: whenever you hit the Guide button on your remote, if you’re trying to find out what’s on, or what’s coming up, on MTV India or UTV Movies – good luck!  Both channels’ schedules are routinely waaaaaaaaaay off, which, aside from being generally frustrating is also really annoying if you’re setting up your DVR to record.

One example: let’s say you see that MTV India is going to show the latest episode of their reality show Rock On! This past Saturday it was supposed to be on at 12:30pm, that is, at least according to the on-screen Directv guide.  In reality, they were broadcasting an episode of their Project Runway-type show Making the Cut.  No sign of Rock On! anywhere.  In the months since the series launched, I have so far managed to catch only one episode, and that was completely by accident.

Another example: you see in the guide that UTV Movies is going to screen Laawaris at 5pm on a Saturday, but you’re going to be out, so you set up the DVR to record from, say, 5pm to 8:30pm, adding that extra 30 minutes for good measure.  You come home Saturday night/Sunday morning and take a look at what taped, and guess what?  You got the last hour of Bhooth Uncle, and the first 2/3 of Laawaris, but not the whole thing.  At least here, unlike the MTV situation, the workaround is to set the DVR to tape a good extra hour or even 90 minutes, to allow for such mistakes.

But you know what?  That is not an acceptable solution, certainly not when I’m paying extra for this “service”.  Why should I have to keep making allowances and eat up all that precious space on my DVR because all your various departments and sub-departments can’t manage to synchronize the timings of what you broadcast with the on-screen guide?  It can’t be that hard.  After all, the three Star channels you offer are always spot on in terms of matching the on-screen guide to what actually gets broadcast.

I tried calling Directv customer service about this one day and, in essence, I was told “Sorry, we can’t do anything about those foreign channels.”  Undaunted, I also spoke to someone at the UTV offices here in the US and was also told “Sorry, that’s for Directv to sort out, not us.”

To add further salt to the wound, what shows up in the mail last week but this cute little glossy “programme guide”  (ha ha) from Directv for that same package of Hindi channels, touting its great international service and purporting to contain broadcast information for November and December.

Well, dear John A. De Armas, Vice President of WorldDirect, maybe you could set up a meeting with your Hindi channel team and your IT team and see if we could actually get the on-screen guides right.

Either that, or you could refund part of our monthly fees, since we’re not getting a complete or accurate service.  What say you?  I’ve been a loyal customer for a few years now and I think we all deserve better.